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True Confessions of a Stay at Home Dad
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This is a blog about my life. My wife and I have three kids, ages six, three and one. Last year I gave up my gig as a middle school teacher to stay home with my kids full-time. This past year has been the most challenging, easy, relaxing, stressful, fun, tiring and rewarding year of my life.

My wife Amanda and I have been married for seven years. She spends her days (and nights and weekends) as an overworked Medical Resident.

Our oldest daughter, Eloise, is a bright, sweet, emotional first grader that loves to talk (she gets it from her mom). When not at school she is most likely playing dress up, turning some part of our house into a playroom, or creating a craft projects that involve: glue, magazines, markers, staples, stickers, scissors, crayons, pens, and a dozen sheets of paper.

Henry, the three year old middle child, is hell on wheels. There is not a house or store Henry cannot destroy in five to seven minutes max. He loves playing with his trucks, digging in his sandbox and occasionally putting on his sister’s pink plastic high heels.

Maggie, the one year old, is as sweet as they come. At a very early age she learned that her crying could barely be heard over the volume of her siblings. She has developed a blood curdling scream in order to get our attention that would make any horror movie producer proud.

Well there you have it, that’s pretty much my family in a nutshell.

DISCLAIMER: If you are looking for parenting advice you have come to the wrong place. Enjoy!

My three year old is looking for a job.
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My three year old is looking for a job.

January 19, 2013 | 07:18 AM

My three-year-old is looking for a job, here's a peek at his resume.

Motivated toddler looking for work in the field of whatever. Payment in the form of toys and gum requested.

EDUCATION

Earned M.B. Degree (Masters Degree in Breastfeeding) - Fall 2009.

Conquered sleeping through the night. CIO (Cry it Out) University- Winter 2009.

Focused and able to poop in a freshly changed diaper. Winter 2009.

Honor's student and occasional timeout victim of big sister's imaginary school-Ongoing.

Cooperative preschool. Fall 2012.

Sesame Street, duh- Ongoing.

School of Hard Knocks(Home with dad). Fall 2011- Spring 2012.

SKILLS

Self-starter. Can dress oneself in the morning.

Takes initiative. Created and participated in sticker chart for potty rewards.

Imaginative. Can fake drive a car, but for-real honk the horn.

Creative. Yogurt catapulting. Can clear the table and reach the carpet 75% of the time.

Balanced. Sleeps in a big boy bed and only falls out occasionally.

The ultimate negotiator. Gets under big sister's skin in no time flat.

Excellent oral presentation skills. Excels at making the "vroom" sound while playing with cars.

A leader. Pretty good at telling pirate jokes.

Multi-tasker. Simultaneous nose picking and penis fidgeting.

REFERENCES

Little Sister

Grandma

Santa

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-Pete

www.facebook.com/petetheblogger


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